The fat TV ghetto

There's some new TV show on ABC Family called "Huge" or "Big Fat Girl" or "Wide Load" or something like that. It looks to be about a weight loss camp in which the overweight star doesn't want to lose weight. My size 16 self , and my thinking female brain are not happy about this.

Apparently if you're overweight in Hollywood, you can't just play some random character that doesn't talk about their weight - like in real life. You have to represent for the zaftig and ostracized (think Mercedes on Glee), or spend entire episodes dealing with your problematic size (Kirstie Alley, anyone on those reality shows). Let's not forget the pudgy girl who gets the guy and shows us that fatties are cool and need love too. Uh, really?

Let's Oddly enough, I'm overweight and manage to have skinny friends and family without engaging in moral dilemmas and eating disorders. I date men of all shapes and sizes, and only rarely discuss my girth or feel self-conscious. Yes, I'm an anomaly in this looks- and size- obsessed culture, but does promoting size acceptance have to mean a TV show where everyone is large?

Focusing a dramatic series (or reality show, for that matter) on the size of it's participants does the opposite of what I think it should do: showing the world that size usually doesn't matter, or it shouldn't. This new "Huge" show, or whatever it's called, is creating a fat "ghetto" where characters exist outside of the real world because the rest of us can't stand to look at them without being uncomfortable. It's like "Good Times" with body fat calipers instead of the projects.

Just make it stop. Now, I take my leave of you to eat a donut.

Things I just have to say about The #Oscars

I'm in Twitter jail, which is just wrong, but I still have many things to say about the last 5 minutes.  Here they are:

  • why was John Travolta wearing jeans?  If he wasn't wearing jeans, his pants need to put on a suit
  • commercial about Jamie Oliver's food revolution makes me want to put town my bowl of Oscar snacks.  Well, not really, it's pretzels and Crystal Light lemonade, nut I really want a 6-pack of beer, a pepperoni pizza, and some Cheetos.  We all make sacrifices.
  • Because I love small, newborn puppies, I don't want Avatar to win any more awards.  A win for Avatar is support for fake filmmaking, and the murder of innocent puppies.  And James Cameron's wife looks like she needs to eat.
  • Every time Hurt Locker wins a category over Avatar, an angel gets its wings. (RT @baratunde for that, but it's true)
  • I think that more Black people get to come to the Oscars when we're nominated for more stuff.  So CCH Pounder, live it up this year 'cuz our last good year happened 8 years ago.
That's all until TweetDeck resets its API and I can share my sarcasm #140characters at a time...

It's Black History Month, tune in later

Lifetime Movie Network is showing "Sins of the Mother" - with Jill Scott - tonight at 8PM.  But they've been promoting the hell out of the movie all month on all Lifetime channels.  I love miss Jilly and I'm gonna watch, probably.  But why do I have to wait until February 21 to see a Black person on Lifetime?

Since "The Golden Girls" went to Hallmark I've stopped watching Lifetime.  I'm not a fan of bad interpretations of Nora Roberts novels (the books are always better) and badly-acted TV movies starring C-level actors. I'd rather watch...almost anything, but my cousin Lisa is a big LMN fan so I'm forced to endure hours of betrayal, introspection and sometimes murder at the hands of the blandest, Whitest women on TV.  Nary a person of color.  That is, until this week.  Instead of sprinklng in a few Brown faces all year, Lifetime is blowing their wad promoting "Sins of the Mother".  So in the middle of your "white women victim" movie or a "Will and Grace" rerun comes a promo featuring Black folks in church and the ubiquitous soulful music overlay.  And don't forget "Lifetime celebrates Black History Month" moments with Jill Scott and Wendy Davis, the other Black woman starring in an original Lifetime production. 

Lifetime Networks is saying, "yeah, we LOVE Black people, and we've employed a bunch of them, but you'll have to wait 'til tonight to actually watch 'em."  A celebration, indeed.